Hi. My name’s Craig Borchard and I live in Burlington, Iowa. I gave up my dream of being “NFL running back by day/rock star by night” pretty much the day I was born (damn you, genetics!). I did stick with the one thing I seemed to have half a knack for: writing. And sarcasm. Two things. Husband and father to two way-smarter-than-me teenage boys. Most days, I hold my own with the dog and cats though. I spent nine years in Pittsburgh and the rest in locations throughout Iowa. Nearly 28 years in marketing and public relations … 24 of those years in health care. So yeah, I’m a glutton for punishment. OK, maybe cynicism too. Three things.